Δserratedsomethings asked:

IN RESPONSE TO THE GIRAFFE POO MIRACLE OF 2012: HOLY SHIT BALLS AND TITTIES THAT REALLY IS A FUCKING POOP SHAPED LIKE A GIRAFFE. CATEY, YOU HAVE A MAGICAL BUTTHOLE. (I'm sure that's not the first time you've heard that.)

Ever have those poops that are just TOO GOOD, but you left your phone in your friend’s room, and they’re totally not the kind of people who would be sympathetic to your dope blog that happens to be dedicated to poo?

No?

Me either…

c0gnitive:

Reasons why I love pooping at work

  • If I take 6 minutes, I just got paid a dollar to poop.  12 minutes, $2
  • Not my bathroom, not my smell problem
  • Automatic toilet flushers

(Source: jmelynxo)